This morning is absolutely insane. All of this that happened is just wild. I can't wrap my head around it.

This whole situation has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Believe This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a suit. It looked totally comfortable. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Seriously We Couldn't Wrap My Head Around This!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This can't be real, right?

• I'm shocked
• This can't be happening
• Is anyone else seeing this?

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't think what just took place. I was driving down the street get more info when all of a sudden this massive cat flew down from the sky. It was wearing a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. It just stood there for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I am so confused by what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I affirm this is {thetrutth. It story appears to be totally far-fetched, I almost question it's . true.

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can't explain this.

You Won't Believe This

This discovery is absolutely outrageous. I don't wrap my head around what we've just heard. It's like something out of a movie. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Is this actually happening?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.